The Mind of Jenny Lewis

Tue, 08/03/2004 — Sak

image graciously stolen from x-entertainment

How the Parable of the Holy Trinity did I get myself mixed up in this goddamn mess? Stuck between a literal retard and his dick-for-brains brother. God, I was doing better working the Vegas Strip scene; easier cash and better looking guys, to boot. Times like this that I wish that God would just grant me the ability to quit proscratinating and just pull the trigger. Man. I should've just finished that degree in Art History, really. Gotten myself a good-looking, educated, well-off man. Maybe teach a few classes out Truckee Meadows Community College, just part time. Seriously: a Nintendo Championship? What the fuck was I thinking?