ANDORE JR. PRESENTS: OBLIVION NPCS ON THE ISSUES

Tue, 07/18/2006 — Rev. Ragu

"Hello."
"Greetings, Citizen."
"Have you been to that video game humour site Andore Jr. lately?"
"I hear that they haven't updated for months!"
"Is that so?"
"I hear that Mud Crabs have become increasingly prevalent in the Cyrodil Basin"
"It seems that Cyrodil has become a much more dangerous place!"
"Well, goodbye".
"Farewell."

Early to Mid-Game Management

Tue, 07/27/2004 — Fasteriskhead

During periodic breaks for food and soda, sometimes I wonder: what kind of control do I truly exert over my own existence? What choices do I really have in life, outside of the decision whether to try a zergling rush or not?

And in the end, the answer is none. None at all.

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